I had a wonderful experience on the golf course today. I had a hole in nothing. Missed the ball and sank the divot. Golf is the hardest game in the world to play, and the easiest to cheat at. Golf, like the measles, should be caught young, for, if postponed to riper years, the results may be serious.

Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty. I don't like to watch golf on television because I can't stand people who whisper. Never place your golf bag on the green. Put the flagstick carefully back into the hole after putting. A. Golf is playing a ball from the teeing ground into the hole by a stroke or strokes. B. You must always play by the Rules.